TERRIFYING FOOTAGE WITHIN!!!

WE'VE RISKED SO MUCH TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING UNSETTLING PROOF OF PARANORMAL AND SINISTER ACTIVITY WITHIN THE SO-CALLED "GUNDERSON RESIDENCE" AND THE REST OF MEDICINE LAKE!!!! YOU OWE US!!!!!

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1. DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE OF CLONES



2. SIGHTINGS OF GIGANTIC MUTANT ELK



3. UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS IN THE GUISE OF A PILE OF DOLLS



4. OVERHEARD SECRETS OF THE MOOSEMAN



5. LAZY INTELLIGENCIERS IN THE MORNING



IT'S ALL PART OF A PATTERN, SHEEPLE!!!!

THEY'RE NOT EVEN HIDING NAMES ANYMORE!!!!
LOOK :: HTTP://LISTENINGPOSTSEVENGAMMA.BLOGSPOT.COM !!!!!!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED, AFRAID, OR GASSY YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!

INTERCEPTED INTELLIGENCE TRANSMISSION!!

SEEKERS OF TRUTH! I HAVE UNCOVERED THIS INCRIMINATING INTELLIGENCE REPORT FROM THE SO-CALLED "GUNDERSON FAMILY" OF MEDICINE LAKE. I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THE EXACT NAME OF MY SOURCE, BUT THEY GO BY THE CALLSIGN: AGENT DOG.
WITNESS THE DECEPTION!!!!

ALSO:

THEY ARE EVEN POSTING PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE HERE!!!!

http://picasaweb.google.com/atravousnee

THEY ARE MOCKING US!!

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:::::PHASE ONE/WEEK ONE INTELLIGENCE REPORT:::::

Ø DEPLOYMENT:

o STATUS: Successful and largely uneventful.

o REMAINING ISSUES:

§ Failed deployment of front awning and emblem of the ALL-SEEING EYE. This will be resolved in Phase II.

§ Minor difficulties in transport resulted in flaking of paint on the GUNDERSON end of the Listening Post. This, with the preceding difficulty, did not compromise our cover. It did, however, lead the public to believe that the GUNDERSON FAMILY was comprised of slobs and the chronically unkempt. Though an undesirable situation, this shortcoming was well within acceptable parameters.

ACTIVE FIELD AGENTS

AGENT MARIGOLD

AGENT DANDELION

AGENT PANSY

AGENT SNAPDRAGON

AGENT HOSTA

AGENT VIOLET

AGENT DOG

AGENT PENGUIN (CURRENTLY MIA)

AGENT CAT (CURRENTLY MIA)

>>>SHANTY INTELLIGENCE: THREAT ASSESSMENT<<<

Listed below are the threat assessment reports of only a handful of these “shanties” we have gathered intelligence on during the process of Phase I. The rest will be profiled in the remaining three phases.

- SHAN-TEA

o THREAT LEVEL: (V. HIGH)

o STRENGTHS:

§ Their promise of hot beverages secures more loyalty among locals and freelance agents. Due to budget cuts, we cannot make the same tantalizing offer.

§ (Nearly) cylindrical shape makes this “shanty” difficult to spot on radar.

o WEAKNESSES:

§ Field agents in Phase One (Week One) were informed that the so-called “Shan-Tea” was, in fact, out of tea. Unable to perform the duties required of them in their front operation, their counter-intelligence actions were laid bare. To best exploit this weakness, we must recruit more field agents to consume their namesake beverage until their supplies are depleted. This will leave them naked, so to speak.

§ Additionally, it has been discovered that at least two among their personnel are not citizens of the United States. Perhaps this will attract the attention of our more nationalist subordinate organizations (DHS, INS, and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police)?

- DICE HOUSES

o THREAT LEVEL: (MODERATE)

o STRENGTHS:

§ Decentralized structure of five separate components makes it difficult to keep surveillance.

§ Our organization currently has two members of their personnel as field double agents. One, Agent Marigold, has already proven to in fact be a triple agent who has repeatedly compromised the location of Agent Penguin (Alpha).

§ The de-facto leader of this set of outposts also holds government office in the remote village of “Mount Holly”. His apprehension may make enemies in previously unexpected places.

o WEAKNESSES:

§ Petite nature of the outposts makes it difficult to store sensitive equipment out of sight.

§ In the event of an attack by gambling-addict giants (or similarly viced individuals capable powerful telekinesis), their “shanties” may very well be destroyed in a massive game of dice.

- LIGHTHOUSE

o THREAT LEVEL: (V. HIGH)

o STRENGTHS:

§ The Death Ray unit mounted atop this “shanty” has proven itself to be a formidable threat to both LP-7 and any other field agents within a twenty (20) meter radius.

§ Metallic shielding on lower level makes them 70% resistant to retaliation by small heat rays, low caliber bullets, and most fists.

§ A portion of the structure serves as a watchtower, and is currently the highest point on the entire surface of the lake. Until we attain the funds to sign a contract with that guy from craigslist who now owns our sole spy satellite, this “shanty” has the largest range of visibility.

o WEAKNESSES:

§ A field agent witnessed the highly ineffective and lengthy implementation of a hypnotic suggestion passage. Instead of seizing the minds of those within earshot, it only succeeded in eliciting a feeling of being trapped and acute nausea.

§ The oblong rectangular shape of the structure’s base coupled with its height make the structure susceptible to capsizing in the presence of high winds or a steady shove by a few committed individuals.

- DANCE

o THREAT LEVEL: (V. HIGH)

o STRENGTHS:

§ The Dance “shanty’s” ability to gather and control crowds is unparalleled. As of yet, they have only utilized this power over the minds, bodies, and asses of those caught in their perimeter to perpetuate only the “dance” portion of their assuredly complex and sinister agenda.

§ Though I do not doubt their loyalty, several field agents have confided that their musical arsenal is both “vast” and “really tight”.

o WEAKNESSES:

§ This “shanty’s” personnel, even up to its highest echelons of power, often succumb to their own insidious method of control. This often leaves them oblivious and disoriented while they gyrate and groove uncontrollably.

§ Due to the high volume of traffic that passes into and out of the “shanty”, it is not difficult to bypass their lax security by simply feigning dance-like motions during infiltration.

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ATTN TRTUHERS!

Current mood: itchhy


Happy X-Mas, truth seekers! Uh, the "X" stands for-- WHAT ELSE -- Chem-X, the active ingrediant in flouride that drives Amerikkkans into a frenzy of "holiday" spending!.

iN THIS (srry caps)(also my delete key is bustedd-- sabotage much?! Classic G-man move) in this day's post of F-TOtIS, I will be exposinbg the most heinous of coverups happening-- TO PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME-- all around the world! Once again, I remind you that I am posting from an undisclosed, mobile i-net hotspot, so any parcels or hard evidence of Government Obfuscation IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO THE CONSTITUTION, should be dropped into the drop box of the old HollyWood Video off of Cliff Rd.

CASE #1: 11rd sighting of "the woman eating in her car." Today the woman followed me for 5 minutes until she finally pulled into the Panera parking lot and went towards the back of the store. What is Panera a front for? Calling onm all free thinkers to investigate the Eagan Panera's day old bread--- which they will no longer give to me! WHAT DO THE LOAVES HIDE?


Main thought: Loaves perfect length for microfilm concealment, "woman eating in her car" never seems to gain wait?
Keywords: Woman, Back, Panera, Inside?, Hidden, Free thinker, new dumpster locks

CASE #@2: The Gundersons. CAUTION TO ALL FREE THINKERS! These "folks" are lying to you! They are NOT what they claim to be. Obviously, these suspicious characters are in the employ of the same black hats and G-men who claim to be preventing any extraterrestrials from infiltrating top government positions.
Evidence #1: Damning anagrams of "Gunderson Family":

Informed Say Lung
YARDMEN Foil Guns <----!!!!!!!!
Dynamo Gels Fir Nu (Dynamo Gels For You)

Uh, yeah. Need I say more? (Rhetorical question) Obviously this is only the first layer of an ever deeper cipher, but COME ON! How much longer will B. Hussein OBAMA deny the existence of the Yardmen, when his goons are throwing it so blatantly in our face?! Without our second amendment rights securely protected (and I HOPE you're not counting on those government puppets in the NRA to do anything about it) we will have no protection against government intrusions into our homes, our schools, or our very minds. I'm serious, people. It's time for this country to WAKE UP. The Gundersons are just the tip of the iceberg here... I WILL EXPOSE THEM.

FRANCIS_BACON1982 signing off.

It Begins Again

This will go into character and be more interesting pending the approval of our residence, but here is the proposal (sans a couple large boring diagrams):

Gunderson Residence / Listening Post Seven-Gamma

An Espionage and Conspiracy Shanty

Concept

The Gunderson Residence A.K.A. Listening Post Seven-Gamma (LP 7-Γ) is a shanty that will mix cloak and dagger espionage antics with esoteric, far-fetched conspiracy theories. The shanty will appear on the outside as an idyllic, yet strangely placed, suburban home complete with a small Astroturf lawn, a mailbox, fake shrubs, and lawn flamingos. It will be home to the Gundersons, a nuclear family of extremely exaggerated Minnesotan stereotypes that are both unerringly cheery and aloof about their strange presence on the ice. From the disquieting amount of antennae on the roof and the lenses of hidden cameras on nearly everything to the inconsistent identity of the Gunderson family members and their habit of only being able to speak in frivolous niceties, everything about the exterior of the shanty and the family is suspicious. When one enters the door of the shanty, they find themselves in a tiny kitchen faced with a refrigerator door. Behind the refrigerator door is the true nature of the Gunderson Residence: Listening Post Seven-Gamma, an outpost for a mysterious and shadowy organization. Their real identity is unknown and their purpose is classified, but it has something to do with the other shanties.

The espionage theme will lend itself to all kinds of visitor participation and good-natured hi-jinks. Fake rivalries between our shanty and others will form. Shadowy agents will creep around the ice. Code phrases and secrecy will seep into conversations. Our intention is to instill a healthy suspicion in the public, who will come to wonder where our shanty’s covert activities end and their own paranoia begins.

The Shanty

Structure: The structure of the shanty itself will come in two sections: the 4’x4’ faux kitchen entryway, and the 12’x8’ main room. They will be connected when assembled, but have separate sets of skis. From floor to ceiling, the rooms will be 8’ tall. On top of the main room, there will be a triangular roof, 2’ tall at its peak, running down the length of the shanty. A similar, but much smaller roof will be on the entryway.

Exterior: The exterior will appear to be the “Gunderson Residence”, a small suburban home. The walls will be covered in siding, the roof with shingles. Each of the four windows will have a windowsill tray filled with fake flowers concealing what appear to be hidden cameras. The shanty’s structure will be skirted by fake bushes, concealing the skis. Surrounding the structure will be the Astroturf “yard”, which extends 3’ out from the main walls, creating what looks like a 22’x14’ rectangular yard. The Astroturf will be weighted down by boards that run beneath the edges of the “lawn”. In the” lawn”, there will be a faux stepping stone (likely wood sheets) path to the door, a small flock of lawn flamingoes, a mailbox, and possibly a lawn gnome. The “lawn” will only be deployed on the weekends, during the visiting hours and will otherwise be stored inside the shanty’s structure. There will be four real windows in the main room. They will be 2’x2’ starting 4’ from the floor. The windows will all be two-way mirrors, preventing visitors from looking inside. On the front of the main room, there will be a large fake mirrored window. On the roof in the back there will be a faux chimney in which all manner of antennae and satellite dishes will emerge. Above the front doorway will be a semi-circular window with a strange symbol on it, resembling the all-seeing eye of the Illuminati.

Interior: Immediately through the front door, the visitors find themselves in a tiny room that looks like a small kitchen, complete with wall calendar, a tiled floor, hanging oven mitts, and a large refrigerator door. The door will have a small, sliding peep-hole slat on it, through which the occupants examine the visitors, ask them for the password, and allow entry. The main room is a secret spy outpost. Chairs sit next to complex-looking listening devices, small countertops are covered with spying accoutrements and all manner of documents, binoculars hang next to windows, and costumes labeled “Mr. Gunderson” and “Mrs. Gunderson” hang next to the doorway. The wall opposite the entryway is “the big board”, a large map of the shanty project portion of the lake, with effigies of each shanty pinned and labeled in the appropriate spots. Each shanty has gathered intelligence and recon information pinned next to it. Positions of drop points, agents, and other landmarks are also indicated.

Performance

Most of the performance aspect of our shanty will be the interplay between the Gundersons, our field agents, the spies inside of the shanty, the members of F.O.I.L. (Free-Thinkers Opposed to Insidious Lies), and the visiting public.

The cast of characters that we will have working out our shanty will be split into three different groups. The first is the Gunderson Family, consisting of a Mr. George Gunderson and a Mrs. Judy Gunderson. They will usually be found outside of the shanty, making small talk with visitors in gratingly fake Minnesotan accents. They will ask the visitors cryptic and inane questions, seemingly confirming that the visitor is also a member of their shadowy organization, then lead them cautiously into their “home”. The second group consists of the spies and intelligencers themselves, who will be found using the listening equipment inside the shanty as well as skulking around other shanties. The field agents will appear appropriately spy-like, with dark sunglasses always on, collars drawn up high, and hats tilted low. They will speak quietly and always in code. The third group of characters will be the wild-eyed members of Free-Thinkers Opposed to Insidious Lies, a group of conspiracy theorists intent on exposing the Gundersons and their shadowy benefactors. They will go around the ice speaking to anyone who will listen telling them about the nefarious deeds and true purpose of the Gunderson Residence. They will sometimes hand out fliers detailing their theories, insisting that people visit their blog to uncover the truth. Occasionally they will protest the shanty, which then results in their being dragged into the shanty by the Gundersons, to reappear later subdued and seemingly lobotomized. They will be appropriately kooky and wild-eyed tin foil hat types.

At times when the heat is on, and the Gundersons’ cover is in danger of being blown, a code red will be called, and the shanty will go into “stealth mode”. This is when a series of poles are produced from under the shanty, placed around the perimeter of the “yard”, and a reflective material is rolled around them, rendering the shanty (kinda) invisible save for the mass of antennae protruding from the roof.

Other possible performances include: Having our agents chase down a man dressed as bigfoot, a large F.O.I.L. protest of the Gunderson Residence, and having our agents engage in cover-up operations (following the hoax perpetration activity listed below) by spreading misinformation en masse.

Activities

The theme and the shanty lend themselves to all kinds of fun activities for the visiting public and the residents of the other shanties. The following are just a few we have already planned.

Hoaxes: Around the ice, we will perpetrate and photograph a wide range of hoaxes with the help of the visitors to the shanty. Photographers and perpetrators will be F.O.I.L. activists, going around taking pictures of visitors pointing at, looking at, or otherwise reacting to the faked phenomena. These will include hubcaps on the ends of fishing lines acting as UFOs, papier-mâché sea monsters protruding from the ice acting as Nessie-like monsters, dogs dressed in weird costumes acting as chupacabras, and furry-suited people acting as Bigfoot. Visitors that participate will be given a small flier for the blogs, and will be told to expect their photos up within the week. The photos will be edited, enhanced, uploaded, and worked into the paranoid narrative of F.O.I.L.

Cooperative Intelligence Gathering: Visitors to the interior of the shanty will be asked to assist our organization in gathering intelligence on other shanties and events on the ice. The cooperative visitors will be asked to pledge an oath of undying loyalty to the organization (which they cannot know the name of), given an intelligence gathering device, and sent out to a specific shanty as honorary field shanty to collect intel. The intelligence gathering devices will include (among other things) tape recorders hidden in coffee mugs, disposable cameras hidden in hats, and small sticky (but fake) bugging devices to be planted in secret. The intel will be placed on the shanty’s “big board” next to the corresponding shanty.

Shadowy Meetings: After giving their oath of loyalty, visitors will also be assigned drop-offs and message delivery. Mysterious manila envelopes, dossiers, and cryptic phrases will be delivered to stationed field agents and sometimes to a random, unwitting member of the visiting public (sleeper agents).

Online Portion

Two separate and opposing blogs will constitute the online portion of our shanty project. One blog will be for the Gunderson Family. It will catalog the seemingly mundane goings on in the Gunderson house, but will still be heavily censored and blacked out. Poorly faked and edited photographs of the fictional family’s home life will accompany each entry, showing, for example, George Gunderson mowing the Astroturf lawn with a edited-in lawnmower or Judy Gunderson watering the fake, camera-filled flowers.

The second blog will be for Free-Thinkers Opposed to Insidious Lies (F.O.I.L.), a conspiracy theory group bent on exposing the Gunderson Family as the shadowy organization they are. The entries will be over-the-top conspiracy wacko fodder. The authors will attempt to connect the Gunderson Family to UFOs, shadow people, the faked moon landing, ghosts, bible prophecies, robot doppelgangers, and all kinds of far out paranormal activities. The blog will also contain surveillance photos of the outside of the Gunderson Residence and other shanties as well as the hoax photographs and videos from each day at the shanty. Entries will be written counter to each entry on the Gunderson Family’s blog attempting to interpret and debunk the misinformation that it spreads, no matter how insignificant (i.e. “THE LIARS CLAIMED THAT LAST SATURDAY WAS QUOTE “a nice day for flying kites!” WHEN IN FACT WINDSPEEDS AROUND LP7GAMMA DID NOT RISE ABOVE FIVE MPH!!!! THEY CAN’T KEEP THEIR LIES STRAIGHT!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!). The blog’s tone will be one of scared desperation, the ramblings of frightened and crazy people struggling to string together seemingly unrelated subjects to justify their paranoid world view.

In Addition

If we are given a residence, this will be the second year for two main members of our team (Alex Nee and John McConnell of the USS Walter Mondale) in the Art Shanty Project. Their experience has made them wiser. A much, much larger team, thorough planning, and a more orthodox structure will make this shanty better and more fun to build. We hope to join you guys on the ice!

A Pair of Relevant Pictures

The Logo Prototype

The Initial Mock Up


Wish us luck, you jerks.